Some fruit are hermaphrodite, some people are wankers

“Veitchberry. It already exists. Told you,” said One, shoving his smart screen in Two’s face. With shoulders dropped, Two put down his cross-pollinating wand and slumped over to the kettle. “Tea?” Two asked, with a hundred yard stare. “Please,” replied One. “If it’s already been done, it leaves me rather redundant. I am going to …

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